The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to get married

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to be alone

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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open up pickles glass

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be an idiot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!