- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to digest corn.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

the power to get married

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

yo mama

The ability to self destruct at will.

open up pickles glass

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to speak using their mouth

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

anything Aquaman does

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to sharpen a pen

Pointless Super Powers