The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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make youself dumb

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!