- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to burn the sun.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to find spare change in the sofa

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to turn food into shit

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

Pointless Super Powers