- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to see through glass

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to fire my lazer

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to smell like ham

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The super power to shine in daylight

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

Pointless Super Powers