The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!