- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to burn the sun.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to time travel to the present

the power to create a meme

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

the power to fire my lazer

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

Pointless Super Powers