- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to be an idiot.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to time travel to the present

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

the power to create a meme

Pointless Super Powers