The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be normal and average

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The ability to like this post

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!