- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

being black

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to lick your balls.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to become famous on vine

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to turn into a tree

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Pointless Super Powers