The power to smell whore

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to be alone

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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open up pickles glass

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!