- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to die

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to sneeze scissors

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to make remotes invisible

Pointless Super Powers