- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to sneeze scissors

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to die

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to poo.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

the power to fail at life

Pointless Super Powers