THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of bad luck

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!