The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to not have any power at all

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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the power to control nothing

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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the power to become translucent

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the power to enter a coma.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!