The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to pee while standing up

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!