The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power of bad luck

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!