The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to be alone

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to obey gravity

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!