- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to wake up on an elephant

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to rotten food.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

ability to run very fast forever

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to smell colors

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!