- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The ability to control dairy products

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to climb up fallen trees

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

the power to walk on land.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

Pointless Super Powers