- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to block your own powers

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to take huge shits at will.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to pee while standing up

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to get up from the couch.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to pee any color

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

the power to fart at the worst moments

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Pointless Super Powers