- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of the succulent game

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to become demented

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to control nothing

The power to break a Nokia

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be alone

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

Pointless Super Powers