- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to walk on land.

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The power to predict the present

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to see through glass

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

Pointless Super Powers