the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to smell like ham

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to not see anything

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to die on the spot

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!