the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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make youself dumb

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to speak to toasters

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!