- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to pee while standing up

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to smell whore

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to make money disappear.

The power to control paprika with your mind

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

Pointless Super Powers