The power to not have a superpower

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to release the bogus

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to create a meme

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to see through glass

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!