- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

anything Aquaman does

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to turn into a magikarp

Pointless Super Powers