The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to sit

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to jump face first

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!