The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!