The ability to be in fashion.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power of bad luck

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to rotten food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!