- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to rotten food.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to break a Nokia

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

yo mama

The power to be alone

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

Pointless Super Powers