- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to burn the sun.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to die

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to create a meme

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

Pointless Super Powers