The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!