The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to be an idiot.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!