The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to be alone

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!