The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to not see anything

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!