The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to become powerless

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The power to not see anything

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!