The power to smell people's moods

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to get sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!