The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to block your own powers

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to not finish your

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to hovertate

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!