The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to become translucent

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to get sick

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!