- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to get sick

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

Pointless Super Powers