the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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Aweonao

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!