The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power of bad luck

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!