teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to create a meme

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!