Liam Brudenell

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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anything Aquaman does

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!