- Pointless Super Powers

the power to any ugly person love you.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to predict the present

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!