to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to die

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!