the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!