The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to pee any color

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!