The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to block your own powers

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to pee while standing up

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to pee any color

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!